~~Memories:Letter to my college mates~~

We have our college group mail which was active once upon a time ,nowdays its used only to send marriage invitation or some seasonal wishes. This was an article which I wrote during the final days of the college life,giving people tips on how to deal with their superiors. Its fun to read this after almost 5 years !

Tackling your boss (Dated 24th May 2005)

Hai Friends

WE people are going to work in a company sooner or later, one of my friend was having troubles with her boss,so she asked me how to tackle him. I gave these point... I think it may be useful to u people too....

WAYS TO FOOL YOUR BOSS

1)Tell him u have severe head ache and cant continue yr work(But be prepared he may give u aspirin)

2)DO lot of mistakes in your work such that he is afraid to give u any responsibility(i remember vijay's movie where a person would be put to watch vijay, such that he is not doing any work)

3)The most common one followed be sincere only when the boss is around,otherwise enjoy yr time.(if the boss is around all the time atleast try to act sincere)

4)Always use some icy words while speaking to your boss like,you are a key contributor

to the organisation or you holding a responsible position in the company.(He will come to know that u r the only person who have told him about his contributions)

5) If the boss is pious.....( I think u know what to do)

6)One Best way to bug your boss is get his mail id n bug him with mails from a different id.

7)Try adding some sleeping pills in his coffee(hey do this with care,if the dosage is increased then your boss will sleep on forever)

8)If he assigns u task ask him n number of doubts in it ,such that he finds another person to do that work.(if u cant ask doubt increase the time span for completing that task )

9)Try hiding his small small things like his spec,lighter,pen he would be spending most of the

time searching that and would not have time to bother u.

10) If all these does not work organise your gang and declare strike against your boss.

(Even father of our nation initiated non cooperation movement)

Sriram

Having said that I am yet to try few things in the list ;)