I have a very important announcement to make today: SRIRAM CHITHAPPA IS BAD AT MATH!!!
Let me tell you the story. . . . .
Yesterday after school I was having a hard time with my math homework. Chithappa said he would help me, and he ended up doing almost all the math problems. Problem #10 asked to prove if a certain figure was a parallelogram. I wrote the answer as "no", because there wasn't enough information to prove it. But Chithappa told me it WAS a parallelogram! I totally and completely trusted his knowledge of math, so I changed the answer to "yes". He even gave me a long proof which proved that it was a parallelogram, and I spent at least 15 minutes writing it down.
Today I got to school and handed in my test. When I got it back, there was a big red circle on problem #10! The correct answer was "no"!!! It WASN'T a parallelogram! My original answer was correct! And now all because of Chithappa, I got one problem wrong!!! Everyone else in the class had gotten it right! And now instead of a 100, my grade was a 90...ALL BECAUSE OF HIM!
Right now, I have strong feelings of anger toward Chithappa. I can't wait until he gets home so I can yell at him in person :))
But there's a moral to every story so here is the moral of this story:
NEVER ask Sriram Chithappa to help you with math homework. NEVER EVER EVER!!!
Let me tell you the story. . . . .
Yesterday after school I was having a hard time with my math homework. Chithappa said he would help me, and he ended up doing almost all the math problems. Problem #10 asked to prove if a certain figure was a parallelogram. I wrote the answer as "no", because there wasn't enough information to prove it. But Chithappa told me it WAS a parallelogram! I totally and completely trusted his knowledge of math, so I changed the answer to "yes". He even gave me a long proof which proved that it was a parallelogram, and I spent at least 15 minutes writing it down.
Today I got to school and handed in my test. When I got it back, there was a big red circle on problem #10! The correct answer was "no"!!! It WASN'T a parallelogram! My original answer was correct! And now all because of Chithappa, I got one problem wrong!!! Everyone else in the class had gotten it right! And now instead of a 100, my grade was a 90...ALL BECAUSE OF HIM!
Right now, I have strong feelings of anger toward Chithappa. I can't wait until he gets home so I can yell at him in person :))
But there's a moral to every story so here is the moral of this story:
NEVER ask Sriram Chithappa to help you with math homework. NEVER EVER EVER!!!
9 comments:
Sriram,இதுக்கு தான் ரொம்ப ஜாஸ்தி படிக்க கூடாதுன்னு சொல்லறது! In one way its good but for Swetha.... :)
(As per Swetha's previous post
"the more we study, the less we know!":)
Sri, Maths சொல்லித் தரதை விட்டுட்டு maths ( கணக்கு ) பண்ணப் போ!
Oh Swetha!
Good that now you understood Sri.
haha JP,
he is getting Wrong answer on that too :)
Hey Swetha
Enjoyed your poem. Excellent!
When Sri was doing high school I tried to assist him in his Maths homeworks.
He used to reply " நானே தப்பா போட்டுக்கிறேன் அம்மா!"
தப்பு தொடருது!
- Mala
@KG,
You get something now about Sri, right?
I got something not now, loooong time back itself
@Sri
"Are you smarter than a 5th Grader"?
:)
Swetha
More than a Mathematician I m an economist,we wont accept no as an answer, hence I will prove what you ask for! Its a pity your teacher cant understand my proof!
http://srijp.blogspot.com/2010/10/joke.html
Also you should understand perfection leads to paralysis, you should be contented with what you got :)
Sriram
(from LA)
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